Friday, February 8, 2008

Anybody still reading this?

Just wanted to check and see if anyone still reads this blog. If not...well, I guess this was totally pointless.

Kisses,

Drew

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Tara Reid or Skeletor?

CLICK HERE to see what surgery, starvation, and partying has done to a girl who used to be a hottie. It's kinda gross!

Tiger Woods...is this real?

Orlando's Tiger Woods recently did a cover for Golf Digest magazine. It was shot here in town. CLICK HERE to see a bulging arm that Savannah says is fake. What do you think?

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Megan Fox's Nipple?

Ya know that super-hot girl from Transformers, Megan Fox? She was signing some stuff for fans and her nipple may have popped out. CLICK HERE to judge for yourself!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

New Indiana Jones Movie!

CLICK HERE to check out the poster for the brand-new Indiana Jones movie! Can Harrison Ford still properly work his...umm...whip?

Monday, December 3, 2007

Add Five Years to Your Life!

If you stare at boobs for an extra ten minutes a day, you'll add five years to your life! CLICK HERE to start staring and living longer!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Local Sexual Predator!

Click here to see the latest female teacher who got caught by the cops in Lake Mary right after she picked up a 14-year-old boy, drove him to get condoms, and allegedly had sex with him! From this picture, she looks like a woman in her mid-30s who wouldn't have to risk a prison sentence to get a little lovin'! What in the hell is wrong with the world today?

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Missing Kansas Girl...Internet Porn Star?

Click here to see the really hot (yet possibly dead) girl who disappeared after telling her parents on Thanksgiving about her secret internet porn career.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

One-HIT Wonder?

Click here to see the lead singer of Crazytown smoking crack! I always thought he had a second "hit" in him...

Monday, November 26, 2007

Orlando Maxim Hottie!

Click here to see the hottest girl in Orlando as she looks in Maxim Magazine!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Heidi Klum Nude!

Click here to see what supermodel Heidi Klum looks like naked!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hayden's SO Hot!

CLICK HERE for a hot picture of Hayden Panetterie from Heroes!

Beastie Boys at Langerado!

Click here to get the deal on Beastie Boys and REM coming to Florida in March...and tickets go on sale Friday, November 16th!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Beastie Boys and REM coming to Florida...together!

Click here for information about the Beastie Boys/REM-headlined music festival coming to Florida in March. Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon!

Lindsey Lohan

Click here to see what's going on under Lindsey Lohan's skirt!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Buffy's Still Hot!

I wish I was a vampire so she could slay me. Slay me in my groin. CLICK HERE TO SEE WHY.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Jesus, Save Me Some Soda...


These are the holiday-themed sodas that Jones has released this year. Which would you choose?

Friday, November 9, 2007

Does Your Job Suck?

AOL and CBS MarketWatch put together a list of the 10 worst jobs in America, based on salary, chances for advancement, prestige and, in general, how enjoyable they are. And if you learn one thing from the list, it's this: Never work at a movie theater or restaurant.


#10.) MOTION PICTURE PROJECTIONISTS. Low salary, almost no benefits . . . and you have to sit through the same awful movies like "The Game Plan" and whatever the monthly TYLER PERRY movie is over and over and over.


#9.) DISHWASHERS. You don't get paid, you burn and tear up your hands . . . and unlike all the other people in the restaurant, you don't get tips.


#8.) MODELS, DEMONSTRATORS AND PRODUCT PROMOTERS. Unless you're a superstar model, your chance of making a decent living is almost zero. You'll mostly be stuck at trade shows and car shows.


#7.) TOUR AND TRAVEL GUIDES. Tour guides have to BEG for tips . . . because their salaries are so low. And, if you're giving tours to foreign tourists, you're in trouble . . . because most other countries aren't down with generous, American-style tipping.


#6.) WAITERS. Whether you can pay rent for the month depends on how generous people are, and whether they tip the before-tax total or after-tax total. And that's a tough way to live.


#5.) LIFEGUARDS. It's OK as a summer job when you're in high school . . . but it's not a very promising career as an adult.


#4.) FABRIC AND APPAREL PATTERNMAKERS. The pay is low, the hours are long and the work is unbelievably repetitive.


#3.) USHERS, LOBBY ATTENDANTS AND TICKET TAKERS. All of these movie theater jobs have low pay, strange hours . . . and constant interactions with angry customers. And you'll have to work all major holidays and weekends.


#2.) COUNTER ATTENDANTS. Whether you're at the concession stand at a movie theater, an amusement park or a coffee shop, you have to deal with a high volume of customers, all with different, complex orders . . . and you barely get minimum wage.


#1.) HOSTS AND HOSTESSES. Working as a host at a busy restaurant is mentally and physically exhausting . . . you have to be diplomatic, organized AND able to handle a constant flow of hungry AND angry people.


--And you won't get paid much, won't get tips . . . and don't really have any long-term prospects of moving up. (AOL Money & Finance)

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Jenkum???


So...here's the new drug invading our schools. It originates from Africa. It's called "Jenkum" and it's made by people who ferment their own waste (pee and poo), put it in a bottle, and huff it. It allegedly leads to intense hallucinations, but I'll never find out because I'm not huffing my own poo. Mostly because users report a week-long sewage taste in their mouths afterwards. Bleah.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

It's O-Rock 1059 Day!

How cool is this? Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer will call O-Rock 1059 this morning to proclaim the following:


On October 31, 2000 at 12:06 p.m., O-ROCK 105.9 was born, after playing 5,000 songs in a row to kickoff O-ROCK 105.9. O-ROCK hit the Central Florida airwaves for the first time with the song “Down” by 311; and On December 8, 2000, Alan Smith & Bobby Smith were the first DJ’s to crack the microphone on O-ROCK; and Since its inception, O-ROCK has had multiple DJs and programs including the Howard Stern Show; and In December 2005, The Morning After Show with Drew Garabo and Mel Taylor debuted to Central Florida listeners and in June 2006, O-ROCK welcomed The Sexy Savannah to the on-air line-up; O-ROCK 105.9 has hosted seven Mystery Shows and this year will hold the fourth No Snow Show; and After more than 650,000 songs, O-ROCK is celebrating their 7th anniversary in the heart of Downtown Orlando on Church Street Proclaim October 31 as “O-ROCK 105.9 Day” in the City of Orlando.