Friday, November 30, 2007
Local Sexual Predator!
Click here to see the latest female teacher who got caught by the cops in Lake Mary right after she picked up a 14-year-old boy, drove him to get condoms, and allegedly had sex with him! From this picture, she looks like a woman in her mid-30s who wouldn't have to risk a prison sentence to get a little lovin'! What in the hell is wrong with the world today?
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Missing Kansas Girl...Internet Porn Star?
Click here to see the really hot (yet possibly dead) girl who disappeared after telling her parents on Thanksgiving about her secret internet porn career.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
One-HIT Wonder?
Click here to see the lead singer of Crazytown smoking crack! I always thought he had a second "hit" in him...
Monday, November 26, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Beastie Boys at Langerado!
Click here to get the deal on Beastie Boys and REM coming to Florida in March...and tickets go on sale Friday, November 16th!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Beastie Boys and REM coming to Florida...together!
Click here for information about the Beastie Boys/REM-headlined music festival coming to Florida in March. Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Buffy's Still Hot!
I wish I was a vampire so she could slay me. Slay me in my groin. CLICK HERE TO SEE WHY.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Jesus, Save Me Some Soda...
These are the holiday-themed sodas that Jones has released this year. Which would you choose?Friday, November 9, 2007
Does Your Job Suck?
AOL and CBS MarketWatch put together a list of the 10 worst jobs in America, based on salary, chances for advancement, prestige and, in general, how enjoyable they are. And if you learn one thing from the list, it's this: Never work at a movie theater or restaurant.
#10.) MOTION PICTURE PROJECTIONISTS. Low salary, almost no benefits . . . and you have to sit through the same awful movies like "The Game Plan" and whatever the monthly TYLER PERRY movie is over and over and over.
#9.) DISHWASHERS. You don't get paid, you burn and tear up your hands . . . and unlike all the other people in the restaurant, you don't get tips.
#8.) MODELS, DEMONSTRATORS AND PRODUCT PROMOTERS. Unless you're a superstar model, your chance of making a decent living is almost zero. You'll mostly be stuck at trade shows and car shows.
#7.) TOUR AND TRAVEL GUIDES. Tour guides have to BEG for tips . . . because their salaries are so low. And, if you're giving tours to foreign tourists, you're in trouble . . . because most other countries aren't down with generous, American-style tipping.
#6.) WAITERS. Whether you can pay rent for the month depends on how generous people are, and whether they tip the before-tax total or after-tax total. And that's a tough way to live.
#5.) LIFEGUARDS. It's OK as a summer job when you're in high school . . . but it's not a very promising career as an adult.
#4.) FABRIC AND APPAREL PATTERNMAKERS. The pay is low, the hours are long and the work is unbelievably repetitive.
#3.) USHERS, LOBBY ATTENDANTS AND TICKET TAKERS. All of these movie theater jobs have low pay, strange hours . . . and constant interactions with angry customers. And you'll have to work all major holidays and weekends.
#2.) COUNTER ATTENDANTS. Whether you're at the concession stand at a movie theater, an amusement park or a coffee shop, you have to deal with a high volume of customers, all with different, complex orders . . . and you barely get minimum wage.
#1.) HOSTS AND HOSTESSES. Working as a host at a busy restaurant is mentally and physically exhausting . . . you have to be diplomatic, organized AND able to handle a constant flow of hungry AND angry people.
--And you won't get paid much, won't get tips . . . and don't really have any long-term prospects of moving up. (AOL Money & Finance)
#10.) MOTION PICTURE PROJECTIONISTS. Low salary, almost no benefits . . . and you have to sit through the same awful movies like "The Game Plan" and whatever the monthly TYLER PERRY movie is over and over and over.
#9.) DISHWASHERS. You don't get paid, you burn and tear up your hands . . . and unlike all the other people in the restaurant, you don't get tips.
#8.) MODELS, DEMONSTRATORS AND PRODUCT PROMOTERS. Unless you're a superstar model, your chance of making a decent living is almost zero. You'll mostly be stuck at trade shows and car shows.
#7.) TOUR AND TRAVEL GUIDES. Tour guides have to BEG for tips . . . because their salaries are so low. And, if you're giving tours to foreign tourists, you're in trouble . . . because most other countries aren't down with generous, American-style tipping.
#6.) WAITERS. Whether you can pay rent for the month depends on how generous people are, and whether they tip the before-tax total or after-tax total. And that's a tough way to live.
#5.) LIFEGUARDS. It's OK as a summer job when you're in high school . . . but it's not a very promising career as an adult.
#4.) FABRIC AND APPAREL PATTERNMAKERS. The pay is low, the hours are long and the work is unbelievably repetitive.
#3.) USHERS, LOBBY ATTENDANTS AND TICKET TAKERS. All of these movie theater jobs have low pay, strange hours . . . and constant interactions with angry customers. And you'll have to work all major holidays and weekends.
#2.) COUNTER ATTENDANTS. Whether you're at the concession stand at a movie theater, an amusement park or a coffee shop, you have to deal with a high volume of customers, all with different, complex orders . . . and you barely get minimum wage.
#1.) HOSTS AND HOSTESSES. Working as a host at a busy restaurant is mentally and physically exhausting . . . you have to be diplomatic, organized AND able to handle a constant flow of hungry AND angry people.
--And you won't get paid much, won't get tips . . . and don't really have any long-term prospects of moving up. (AOL Money & Finance)
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Jenkum???
So...here's the new drug invading our schools. It originates from Africa. It's called "Jenkum" and it's made by people who ferment their own waste (pee and poo), put it in a bottle, and huff it. It allegedly leads to intense hallucinations, but I'll never find out because I'm not huffing my own poo. Mostly because users report a week-long sewage taste in their mouths afterwards. Bleah.
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