Paris Hilton Screws!

That's hot.

Nick Hogan's Car Crash Pix

Nick Hogan, the Hulkster's son, was in a very bad accident in his Toyota Supra on Sunday night. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Hogan family. This pic comes from Perez Hilton's gossip website, the "wow" is his.

American Butt Idol!

When did Katherine McPhee, American Idol runner-up, get such a delicious butt? I don't know about that brown leotard-tail-thingy hanging down...but the butt itself is magnificent!

Mugshot Tee Shirt

Can you think of a better t-shirt to wear for your DUI mugshot? Classic! If I got busted for weed, I would want to wear a shirt that said "I'm not as think as you stoned I am." That would pretty much rule.