Make Love Not War!

Some pictures just speak for themselves. All I wanted was to be left alone and I got a bad karaoke version of my least favorite Beastie Boys song. Still, I have to admit, you have to love the effort of the Messica. I can't bring myself to hate her nearly as much as I want to, even if the look on my face says something different.

Genocide Girls!

So, we're lucky enough to have really hot and cool girls visit us quite often. These are three of them. Today, we decided we're going to call them the original Genocide Girls. If you think you've got what it takes to join their squad, email drew@orock1059.com. It wouldn't hurt to attach a picture!

Heather and Christina...they made out for Tool tickets. Now they're known as our GENOCIDE GIRLS. Not because they endorse genocide, but because they're more dangerous than suicide girls. Hotter, too!

Michelle...the dominatrix of the Genocide Girls

oooh...nice panties!
Quite a cute little tushy, huh?

Winghouse Pics!

Get Your Hands on Savannah's Boobies!

So...after liberating Sexy Savanna's Sweaty Sports Bra from the O-Rock 1059 Kia, eBay seemed like the next logical step. Wouldn't you love to bid on this piece of memorabilia from your favorite morning show? Please help us live up to our reputation as the most interactive radio show in the history of man by going here and placing your bid. Imagine looking at this

every time you listen to the show? Sexy!

No Freaking WAY!

Click HERE to see the Grand Canyon Skywalk's website. Would you even think about taking a stroll 4000 feet above the canyon floor? Me either!

YouTube Does It Again

Just when you thought you'd seen everything the interweb had to offer...YouTube comes along and amazes. How about the Smurfs rapping an Eminem song in German? Clicken-zee here, dumbkopf! Danke!

...Then I See Your True Colors Shining Through...

With apologies to those not enamored with Cyndi Lauper, here's a great guide to your proficiency as a lover and how it relates to your favorite color. Or vice-versa. Whatever. Click here!

Another Great Way to Start Your Week!

TMZ-dot-com has weekly features that profile some of celebritydom's steamier side. They decided to start the week off with some famous females in some same-sex smooching. Nothing says "Happy Monday" like some girl/girl romance, right? cLICK here.

Leprechaun Rap!

With St. Patrick's Day just around the corner, we dusted off the infamous Leprechaun story from Mobile, Alabama that was an internet craze about a year ago. Then, we found a phenomenal remix using some soundbites from the Alabamians! Here's a link to it. Turn your sound up!

Another Great Way to Lose Sleep!

We're always trying to keep your kids safe...and we just got this frighteningly-great website forwarded to us today. Click here to do a search of your address and see what pops up. It's an easily-referenceable (if that's a word) map that shows who the sex creeps are in your 'hood. Enjoy!

A Fergalicious Way To Start Your Week!

We normally can't stand paparazzi, but this photograph is above reproach. Josh Duhamel( or whatever the hell his name is) is some actor who has been dating Fergie for a while. He was good enough to "adjust" her bathing suit so the unseen photographers could snap away. Check this out:

YO!

Just a quick update to let you know what's been going on in the world of the Morning After Show. Not much. Thanks, bye!

Just kidding. If you've been listening to the show, you've heard some excited people join the "standby" list for Flight 1059 to Coachella. We've discussed some weighty issues this week, like the pot tots and their delinquent uncle, homelessness, free speech and the "N word", and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Next week, Drew and Savannah begin "Turn It Up Tuesdays" at Ker's Winghouse! It all starts Tuesday the 13th at the Altamonte Winghouse from 5 to 7. Come by and say hello, eat some wings, toss back a few cold ones, and get some free O-Rock 1059 stuff! Keep checking back on this blog for details, photos, inside information, and fun giveaways.

We love you!

Celebrity Poker

Ugliest Hooker Ever!

Local prostitution bust nets a few beauties. Look, I'm not judging anyone for their occupations or appearances...but WHO IN THE HELL WOULD PAY THIS TO DO ANYTHING TO THEM?

Good lord!

Get Ed-you-macated!

So, with all this debate about the "billion-dollar" buildings going downtown...it's a good idea to get some facts! I found a great website that outlines the need for these buildings, who will use them, and more importantly...where the money will come from! It's Project Hometown and it is chock full of info! Check it out.

What's Black and Green and Now In Protective Custody?

Sure signs of the apocalypse:

Lunar Eclipse: check
Natural Disasters on a Grand Scale: check
Non-stop Anna Nicole death coverage: check
Teenaged uncles providing toddlers with weed and teaching them how to smoke it: click here.

Truly one of the most despicable videos I have ever seen on the internet. I don't care what your views are on marijuana, letting your 2 and 5-year-olds smoke it is unforgivable. Why would you want to waste good weed on kids who wouldn't appreciate it anyway?

The Little Devil!

5 Grand Theft Auto arrests in five months. America, your future is this. What do you do with this?